When either feeling bored or overly self-conscious, I often think of the most embarrassing situations I could possibly be caught in. Most people have had the ‘rocking up to school/work/church choir practice in your underwear dream’, however for my money, being spotted at a Westlife concert would probably take the cake.
After running into a ‘close friend’ at such event, I realised my legitimate excuse of ‘I’m a music journo and my Dad really wanted to come’ actually sounded worse than anything I could have potentially made up. If only liking boybands was a more socially acceptable crime. However it wasn’t until I read about retired Polish school teacher, Leszek Szwerowski, that my ‘cultural faux pas’ paled into comparison.
You see Leszek (yes, it does sound like a slang word for ‘lesbian sex’; I know you were thinking it) is suing the organisers of a world record sex session after they forgot to pixelate his face. That’s right, the 61-year old Polish hornbag kindly offered to help out the three young women who were trying to have sex with as many men as they could over the course of several hours.
However Leszek said the company behind the event reneged on promises to keep his identity secret, leaving him embarrassed when his young nephew saw him on the DVD. Somehow I think his nephew might have leant more to the physically sick side of ‘embarrassed’.
This should make quite an interesting case, however you’d love to see the judge throw it out and rule that ‘world record gangbangers forfit all rights upon entry’.
No doubt Ralph Fiennes will be watching the outcome of this one closely.
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