I read yesterday with a touch of sadness (and aspiration) that Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is planning on leaving two of his girlfriends behind and settling down with just one, 27-year old bikini-model Holly Madison.
At 80 years of age I can see the obvious benefits of settling down, but Hef, for so long you’ve stood for everything the male species has longed for – buxom women, a grotto and the freedom to wear a smoking jacket outside hours acceptable to most adults.
Now Hugh will merely represent the man who passed up a foursome everynight to spend all his time with this …
Clearly even at 80, he’s lost none of his marbles.
Touche Hefner, well played you old dog.
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