Archive for December, 2006

Giant Saves Flipper - Paul Hogan Furious

29Dec06

Bao Xishun is just your average Mongolian herdsman, nothing out of the ordinary there.
Except for the fact that he’s the world’s tallest living man at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in).
And that recently he saved two dolphins with his extraordinarily long reach.
Yes that’s right, the world’s tallest man saves dolphins. And you thought he was just a one-trick […]

We Always Break Rules - We’re Pirates

23Dec06

2006 will be remembered as a significant pirate year on the swashbuckling seas of pop culture because Johnny Depp and that pretty kid from Lord of the Rings took over a billion dollars at the box office.
While they swim naked with a lone billion dollar bill, how much credit is given to true pirating pioneers? […]

Vote 1 George McFly

06Dec06

It’s official, Kevin Rudd has been elected as the new Labor leader.
While I’m sure you’ve all heard that by now, what you may not have heard about (in fact you’re almost certain not to have heard about) is the unofficial rumour fact that Kevin Rudd and John Howard are actually the exact same person, just […]

Yellow Wiggle Application

01Dec06

Let me be the first person to put my hand up for the sadly vacated role of ‘Yellow Wiggle’ in the smash children’s group, The Wiggles.
Not only am I good with children, but I’m also the most qualified applicant because of the following :
- I genuinely like Hot Potatoes
- My ocean […]


 

Shaun Topp is a Melbourne-based entertainment journalist and screenwriter. He spends most of his time debating why Ian Turpie and Supermarket Sweep should have never been taken off air. email: shaun@shauntopp.com.au

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